Cracker Jacks

Have you bought these recently? Remember when there were fun prizes inside, like tattoos? Not any more. These sure are a pricey snack with a boring prize inside now. The prizes now are these goofy little informational mini-pamphlets about what the definition of a panhandle is and if you scratch with your fingernail hard enough to break your nail on one of the pages it will reveal to you which 6 states in the US have panhandles. How lame! Like my 4 or 7 year old gives a hoot about that! They want to see pictures or have something they can PLAY with! They don't want something Mommy has to read them that probably doesn't make much sense no matter how you read it. If you go to the website it promises cool new decoder prizes and magic illusion prizes, but beware, that's not what's in my cracker jack box! I feel defrauded. As usual.