OMG is she for reals?!

I'm having some problems. Not feeling too well. Been to the Urgent Care because of severe headache and last night I became dehydrated and my throat still feels dry. I also didn't get sleep and the right side of my face has swollen so bad that I couldn't see out of my right eye. I got up to fix a glass of water and my mother chases me down to tell me that she doesn't have an internet connection on my wireless connection. She HAS a connection, but feels it necessary to complain as I'm headed back to bed that her connection to MINE is not there. So I crawl under the computer desk and move everything around and go make sure they can get a connection. As I'm on the computer in the other room checking their connection, she comes to complain to me about a toy that she bought herself and that it's not working right and that she needs me to take her to the store so she can return it. Fine, okay, fine, but not right now! So, I try to head back to bed again, and she decides to make herself lunch. I collect BoxTops for my daughters' school and she throws them in the trash! So I have to get up again b/c I see her throw it away without saving the BoxTop and I have to dig through the trash and get the BoxTop off of her lunch box. Finally I think I can go back to my room and TRY to relax. NO! Now she wants to complain about what time my husband took my daughter to school this morning! WHAT?!

It's starting to feel like there's an EXTRA CHILD here that's more needy and NOSY than the others! HELP!